Come to me my friend
First of all I would like to introduce to you my friend, his name is Myself. I am the one who called him Myself. Is it sounds corny? Well Myself is a lonely boy. He is always sad. Nobody knows the reason why except for me because were friends. He always telling me his sad past life. I think it's true that Myself had had a very sad life. Maybe you are thinking that I am the only one friend of him? Am I correct? Well you are wrong. Myself has many good friends but he told me that no one can ever make him happy even me. It really hurts. Well I do not care, my mission is to be happy now until eternity.
Oops, I have to go. Myself is crying again. Bye....